Noise? What noise? Oh, THAT noise

It’s a part of life. Doctors say it’s normal and good for you. Dr. Oz of Oprah fame says it’s something you have to do….But I think when and where you do it plays a role here. Yes, I am talking about passing gas-something that seems to increase with age. And unlike a fine bottle of wine left to age, this aging thing isn’t always to be celebrated.

One day at the end of class, everyone starting gettting up to leave and Ms E was farting and farting. Everytime she took a step there was another one. Mrs K looked at her and looked at her and finally caught her ey and Ms E looked at her and said it’s my knee, very painful today, to which Mrs K answered, that is not your knee!